How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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