bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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