Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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