So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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