She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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