Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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