Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My cat gives me a boner
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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