I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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