I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
