does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Drake has all the answers
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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