I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
