I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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