your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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