it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
