how hairy? two words: wookie tits
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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