his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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