He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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