She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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