im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He felt like a one man threesome
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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