I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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