Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can i not drive my cunt home
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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