I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups