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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.

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• (818): View more from California

  And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle

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  Haha, Tuesday man

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• (909): View more from California

  Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.

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