she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand