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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

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get a pic

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i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

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i want ur life

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(718): i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite (917): get a pic (718): i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that (917): i want ur life http://tfl.nu/sg3n

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omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies

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Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.

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(312): omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies (815): Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more. http://tfl.nu/camm

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.

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(651): i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors. http://tfl.nu/w7i6

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life

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(405): so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life http://tfl.nu/i5i3

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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it

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(815): I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it http://tfl.nu/no3b

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(516): View more from New York

Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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(516): Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex. http://tfl.nu/fp8n

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(309): View more from Illinois

don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.

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(309): don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia. http://tfl.nu/2ibq

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(914): View more from New York

Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant

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(914): Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant http://tfl.nu/t0nu

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.

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(608): He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples. http://tfl.nu/0xb3

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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it

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It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact

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(773): I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it (773): It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact http://tfl.nu/3h4p

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.

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(405): Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again. http://tfl.nu/vkin

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(334): View more from Alabama

You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.

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(334): You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink. http://tfl.nu/xadi

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(347): View more from New York

It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her

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What is this high school

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There was a lot of catching up to do bro

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(347): It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her (718): What is this high school (347): There was a lot of catching up to do bro http://tfl.nu/bof4

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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.

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(734): I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job. http://tfl.nu/64oo

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I think I accidentally invented a religion.

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(715): I think I accidentally invented a religion. http://tfl.nu/iet2

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