You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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