i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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