just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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