wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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