I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I think i got beer on your cat.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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