I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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