Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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