...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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