U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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