The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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