Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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