How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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