he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My first STD was from a foam party
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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