he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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