Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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