A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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