stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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