I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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