i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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