You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Found the puke drawer
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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