Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hippo gnu deer
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You were trust falling into bushes
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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