Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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