i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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