what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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