theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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