You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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