Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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