8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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