I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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