I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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