I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Randomize
