This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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