It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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