have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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