The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
Randomize
