i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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