If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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