so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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